Old, but cute story:
So I was at the mall with my son and nephew years ago when they were young. At the time my son was a little chunky, ya know he liked his Cheetos. My nephew on the other hand was too skinny. As we walked around the mall, someone made a comment and asked if my nephew was my son. I was like, thanks! Just cuz he and I are super skinny, you think he’s my kid.
When I was growing up, I knew my parents were awake because I’d hear my Mom gagging in the bathroom (she has a weird gag reflex that’s purely psychological) and my lovely Dad could be heard farting so loud that it travelled through the whole house. My poor parents!