Yes, I think bathroom humor is one of the funniest things in life, deal with it!
You know when you really love your dog, it’s when you do you damnedest to stand down wind when they take a crap and find that you can’t escape the smell, no matter where you stand.
And then our poor clueless dogs look at us sideways when they see us picked up their crap from the ground.
We know that even though we have plastic in between us and the dastardly deed, it still feels like you are touching it.
And then it’s sad when you try your hardest to not get any of their shit on your fingers when you go to pick it up and randomly you somehow graze it and you freak out when you realize that you now have your dogs crap on your fingers. That’s the worst!
Looks like a fart coming out sideways. Use your imagination here!
You are so full of shit, I am going to go buy you some pull-ups!